Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Genetic Superiority Rears Its Beautiful Head in Cannes

Redhead: Good Lord.

T-Bone: She is indeed the most intoxicatingly beautiful person alive. That dress is un-fucking-believable.

Redhead: How? I mean, honestly.

T-Bone: Brad looks like a schlub next to her. Flesh-toned chiffon-- don't wear it. You'll have corpse-pallor. But not Angie! She can wear it! She can wear anything! Doesn't matter what shape it is, what fabric it's made of, what color it is-- it'll look great! 'Cuz she's wearing it!


Gina said...

And yes it doesn't matter what comes out of her mouth because no one is paying attention -- which is a good thing. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer but hey, she can look delicious in flesh-colored chiffon so who cares?

T-Bone said...

hahahahaahha! Gina! That is the crankiest thing about a person I've ever heard you say. It's awesome, honey!

The Scarlet Pervygirl said...

Two words: Eva. Green. I mean, hell.