Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Just Say No!

I downloaded some porn and a nasty virus infected my computer, completely blowing out my operating system.

God was punishing me for my sick and twisted sins.

Whatevs!

So, I took the computer to the shop. Two weeks and an economic stimulus check later, I'm back writing for you, dear readers. I will attempt to post something terribly clever within the next couple of days.

Remember kids-- don't do porn!

2 comments:

the Redhead said...

What kind of porn? Girl on girl? Guy on girl? Guy with ice cream and chocolate? Shoe fetish?

LONG DIRTY TOENAILS?

T-Bone said...

ewwwww