Thursday, October 11, 2007

Crap email From a Dude**




Good morning (T-Bone), Sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet; I don't want you to think it has anything to do with you or your blog. I was very busy yesterday, but of course I could have responded with a quick note but I was reluctant to do so. It would be unfair of me to continue seeing you as I am not emotionally ready apparently, for a relationship (again). I was near panicky deciding what I could say realizing this; of course I couldn't just say nothing, that would be rude and I have hated being treated that way myself. Nor could I continue to see you under any false pretense,which would be selfish and mean of me. I'm so sorry (T-Bone) if this angers or hurts you, I really am sorry. Sincerely, Steve


*yawn*

**Thanks to Jezebel, which regularly features "Crap email From a Dude" on their site, for this inspiration.



1 comment:

claw71 said...

That�s an estrogen-laced kiss off. I think Steve might want to x-ray his sack and see if those are actually descended ovaries taking up residence down there.