Do not at any time park anything here including,
but not limited to*, bicycles, tricycles, unicycles,
motorcycles, scooters, skateboards,
baby strollers, cars, trucks, SUVs or RVs.
NO NOTHING. NO PARKING.
If you park your vehicle here, I will have it towed.
If you park something here that is small enough
to pick up, I will throw it off the nearest cliff.
* Had to toss that in. My legal background, don't you know.