Boyfriends.

People ask me why I've never married and I tell them it's because I've never been asked by a man I loved to marry him, nor has a man who loved me asked me to marry him. You have to kind of be on the same page.

But I think more than anything else the reason why I've never been married is because men are a pain in the fucking ass.

They'd say the same about me, and that's perfectly fine. I KNOW I'm a pain in the fucking ass.